Having a Bad Week

So I know I haven't posted for a long time for me, but here's the deal: get over it. I am having a really bad week. And no, I'm not going to talk about why. What I will do is tell everyone my crazy/interesting news. Thing number one: last Wednesday, while walking back from my brother's house through woods at dusk/almost night, I was attacked by an owl. Yes, an owl. The odds? Not sure, but probably not good. Thing #2: today I got hired. Yes, I have a job. At the House of Knives. Me...and sharp things. Does anyone else see this ending in a trip to the hospital? I say yes. Aside from that, there is nothing that I really want to talk about it. So there you go...a tantalizing teaser for when I have entered back into my "okay, I want to talk again" phase. Until then. More strangeness yet to come.