Dieting is for morons or monkeys

Yep, I said it. I guess that puts me in the moron category (I'd rather be a monkey, except for the, you know, disease thing and the bug eating...that's gross). As a result of all this lack of eating, I am starting to feel a little bit more tired than usual. I am also starting to become convinced that this is the one week that I shall be doing this horrendous diet. I was pretty ok with myself and my figure before the words :"Let's lose some weight" came out of my friend's mouth, but as soon as they did, I was like a giant ball of complex. Is being skinny and similar to the accepted TV norm really worth being hungry? I find myself asking this, and in good conscience, can't answer yes. The only thought process I have going on is how much good food I have in my fridge, and how I'm not supposed to eat most of it until tomorrow. So to my friends who are getting worried/concerned about the issue of the effects of this diet, do not worry, I won't be on it much longer. Bah, I want a hot dog. More strangeness yet to come.